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  “Hey.” Skylar put three fingers on my wrist. “Stop. You locked the doors. I saw you.”

  I swallowed. “OK.”

  “What’s going on with you? Talk to me.”

  “It’s nothing.”

  “Is it…what I said? Maybe that was too much.”

  The worry in her voice was like a punch in the stomach. “No, Skylar.” I glanced at her, saw her chewing her bottom lip. I took her hand and kissed it. “I’m so glad you said those words to me, and I meant what I said to you.”

  Which was why I counted lines in the center of the highway, there and back.

  And why I made sure I kissed her goodnight eight times and told her I loved her twice, praying she wouldn’t catch on to what I was doing.

  It was why I counted as I brushed my teeth, made sure I stopped reading my book on an even page, and switched the lamp in my bedroom off eight times.

  In the dark, I lay my head on the pillow and worried with an intensity like pain.

  I loved her, and she loved me.

  Now it was my responsibility to keep her safe.

  keep her safe.

  keep her safe.

  keep her safe.

  keep her safe.

  keep her safe.

  keep her safe.

  keep her safe.

  Three days later I saw Ken, and he knew right away something was off with me. “How are things?” he asked, eyeing me warily from his chair.

  “Fine.” I kept all my answers short and offered nothing. When he asked about Skylar, I told him things were comfortable, and even as I spoke the words I tapped the side of my leg eight times, dropped my head and blinked eight times, and when I left the building I made sure I took an even number of steps to get out to my car. I hated what I was doing, felt sick and shameful and loathsome, but I couldn’t stop.

  I’m sure Ken recognized I was not myself, at least not the self that I’d been in the past few months, but he didn’t push.

  Skylar was a little tougher.

  “What’s with you?” she whispered two weeks later when she caught me rearranging the place setting at my brother’s house. I was trying to make sure the two forks were exactly the same distance from each other and the one nearest the plate was that same distance from it. Same with the spoon and butter knife on the other side.

  “Nothing.” I gave her a smile when she reached over and took one of my hands under the dining table.

  “Are you nervous about something?” By contrast, she seemed cool and calm, although she was meeting my entire family for the first time today.

  “No.” Leaning toward her, I kissed her cheek to reassure her. The last thing I wanted was for her to think I had an issue bringing her around my family. I didn’t—in fact, this had been my idea. Well, mine and my sister-in-law’s. She and Skylar had met already because Skylar had arranged a meeting between Kelly and Mrs. Nixon about supplying her guest houses with products. Skylar had also arranged a meeting with Mia Fournier, and Abelard now stocked and sold Kelly’s honey-based products as well. Kelly adored Skylar, and had encouraged me to bring her to dinner to meet the rest of the family. My father was here with his longtime girlfriend, my brother David was here with his wife, Jen, and my nieces and nephews sat at a kids table in the kitchen.

  Skylar was her usual self, beautiful, relaxed, and outgoing, and it was wonderful to see how she fit in with my family. Diana had come to Michigan twice in our two-year relationship, and neither time had I felt as comfortable or proud as I did tonight. In fact, I quite enjoyed the impressed looks on my brothers’ faces when they first saw her. My father, who’d met her once at the office, kept looking back and forth between us with a curious look on his face, and I wondered if he was thinking How the hell did a guy like you get a girl like that? Which is basically what I thought every time I looked at her.

  “Your family is wonderful,” Skylar said later as I drove her home.

  “They love you.” I tried to sound relaxed, but I was horribly tense behind the wheel. Lately I’d been obsessing over her getting into a car accident. She’d purchased her own car last week, a little Mini Cooper, and I was terrified that it wouldn’t protect her. It was so small. Even in the truck, I was nervous about a crash. Then I felt awful for even having those thoughts because my brain convinced me I might cause the accident just by thinking about it.

  “I love you.” She reached over and rubbed my leg. “Are you sure you’re OK? You seem distracted with something lately.”

  “I’m fine. Just tired.” Inside my head were multiple voices screaming at me. One warned me that by shutting her out, I was avoiding the issue of relapse and contributing to the relationship’s demise, if not my own. Another cackled with I-told-you-so glee, finding delight in watching me fuck this up just as predicted. Another begged me to keep doing what I was doing because it was the only way to reassure myself that no harm would come to her.

  “Seems like you’re more than tired.” Her tone was wary. “I—I’ve noticed a couple things in the last couple weeks, and I’m concerned.”

  “Oh? Like what?”

  She took a breath. “Like the checking the locks thing.”

  I bristled a little. “I’ve always done that.”

  “And the outlets?”

  “I live in a cabin. I worry about fire.”

  “And putting the knives back above the fridge?”

  I’d been hoping she wouldn’t notice that. “I just did it to clear the clutter off the counter.”

  She didn’t say anything until we pulled up at her parents’ place. Right after Labor Day, she’d moved back into the guest house she’d lived in last May, and I’d spent a couple nights here, although I felt much more comfortable at the cabin. Being in my bed with her was the one place I felt completely at ease in my body—and in hers.

  “Want to come in? I have to work early tomorrow, but I’d love for you to stay the night.” She took one of my hands in both of hers. “If you’re tired, we can go right to sleep, I promise.”

  I smiled, with effort. “That rarely happens with us.”

  “I know.” She gave me a wicked grin. “But I like it.”

  “Why don’t you grab your stuff and come to the cabin with me?”

  She considered. “I’ll need my car in the morning, though.”

  “I’ll drive you to work and pick you up,” I said quickly. “I’m not working tomorrow.”

  “No, that’s silly. I’ll get my work clothes and meet you back at the cabin.” She leaned over and kissed me quickly, and before she could get out of the car I grabbed her and kissed her again.

  She caught me. “I know, I know. Two is better than one.”

  “Busted.” I laughed a little, but inside I was dead serious.

  Nothing could be done in odd numbers. Nothing.

  Thirty-Three

  Sebastian

  As autumn progressed, I fell more in love with Skylar every day, and knew if I could fucking let myself be sure of something, it would be that she and I belonged together. But the sense of impending doom, and the irrational fear that I would be the cause of it, tormented me.

  I did my best to hide my anxiety from Skylar, but not all of my compulsive behaviors were easy to conceal. She knew something was up with me, but when she’d ask if I was OK, I’d lie and say I was stressed about work, or tired, or hadn’t been eating right. She either believed me or pretended to, probably in order to give me space to work this out on my own, which made me feel even more guilty. I was lying to the woman I loved and she deserved better. Don’t believe me, I wanted to tell her. Don’t let me shut you out. Don’t take my silences for answers. Don’t let me ruin this with fear.

  On my bad days, it felt like every step I took could trip the wire, every drastic thought I had would come to fruition, and every minute was sixty seconds closer to losing her. Of course you’ll lose her, the voice taunted. When have you ever been able to hold on to something good?

  But there were good days too.
/>   When Mia Fournier had her baby in mid-October, Skylar was given a promotion, a raise, and a box of Abelard Vineyards business cards that said Skylar Nixon, Brand Representative on them. I sent her a dozen pink roses at work the next day and told her how proud I was of her that night. She asked if she could have a reward, and I said of course.

  The wicked little thing asked if we could take a shower together, during which she begged me to jerk off in front of her and come on her chest. Which I did. Later on I blindfolded her and tortured her endlessly with my tongue for being such a naughty girl, her hands tied, her body stretched out on the bedroom floor.

  On those kinds of days, I felt like a god. I could do anything as long as I had her. One chilly fall evening we dragged my sleeping bag out on the dock and spent the entire night out there, whispering and kissing and making love until the sun came up, when we finally went into the cabin and slept for hours in my bed. I came so close that night to asking her to move in with me, but I was too scared—if she was there constantly, it would be much harder to hide my rituals from her.

  But god, how I loved her. Madly. Passionately. I wanted her with me all the time. I craved her with every fiber of my being. That night on the dock, I knew without a doubt I wanted to spend the rest of my life with her.

  Finally, some fucking conviction.

  In November, I started fantasizing about proposing. This was how you were supposed to feel when you asked someone to be your wife—wildly in love, every vein in your body running hot with blood when you’re together, every beat of your heart an explosion. But the more I thought about it, the closer I came to asking her if she wanted to stay with me forever, the more fragile she seemed in my eyes, the more obsessive thoughts pummeled my brain, and the less I felt I was good for her. She wouldn’t be happy with me, would she? She couldn’t be. I was a liar. I was a coward. I was despicable, tying her up and fucking her just to make her feel defenseless and vulnerable too.

  But I couldn’t stop.

  Fear, guilt, and shame tortured me, and the more I fought it, the worse I felt in my skin. My life became a charade. I hid my relapse from Ken by canceling sessions for four weeks straight. I was able to hide it at work because my father let me keep my own hours—it never mattered if I was late. I stopped writing in my journal in the effort to hide it from myself, and I tried desperately to hide it from Skylar—but eventually it became impossible.

  “What is with you?” she asked one cold, rainy night after I’d driven back to the cabin for the second time to check the outlets and appliances. We were on our way to meet the Fourniers for dinner and were late already, but I’d made soup on the stove that afternoon, and it was an odd day, and even though I remembered turning the burner off, I didn’t trust myself. What if that memory was from a different day and the gas was still on? I’d made up some story about forgetting my wallet and then needing meds, but those were flimsy excuses and she knew it. “And if you say nothing, I’m getting out of this car. I’ve indulged you for too long.”

  I pressed my lips together, remaining silent. When I pulled up in front of the cabin, I told her to wait in the truck. Running through the driving rain, I went inside and began checking the appliances, and when I turned around she was standing there, arms crossed.

  “Sebastian. Stop it.”

  “I fucking can’t,” I blurted, gripping the edge of the counter. You didn’t check the toaster.

  “Then tell me what’s wrong. You’ve been acting strange for weeks now, and you won’t talk to me. I don’t know what to do when you shut me out like this. I feel helpless!” She was wearing a fitted black coat and a new pair of leopard print high heels. Even furious with me, she was beyond beautiful. Too beautiful for you.

  Turning, my head, I stared out the window. I couldn’t look at her. You fucking coward.

  “God, it’s like you’re two people,” she said, starting to cry. “The one that takes me to bed every night and says such sweet things and makes me feel so hopeful and good and safe, and this one that’s just—“

  “Crazy?” I finished, braving a sideways glance at her. “Told you.”

  “Confused,” she said, shaking her head. “I have no idea what’s going on with you, but unless you decide to let me in on it, I can’t help you!”

  Help me. Stay with me. Don’t go. But I said nothing.

  “God, you’re so maddening!” She shook her hands in the air. “Why won’t you talk to me? It’s like you want me to leave!”

  I swallowed, part of me desperate to fall on my knees and beg her to stay and the other part anxious to get this over with. You always knew she’d go, didn’t you? At least let it be on your terms.

  “Christ, that’s it, isn’t it? You’re doing all this to drive me away so you can hate yourself for it afterward.” She shook her head. “Why do you think you don’t deserve to be happy?”

  “Because I don’t!” I finally exploded. “I’m not right in the head, Skylar. I’m fucked up.” The truth gnawed painfully at my gut, and I felt no relief in voicing it.

  Tears dripped from her eyes. “My god. You’re so intent on punishing yourself for something you have no control over, you can’t see straight,” she said. “Have you been going to therapy?”

  I looked away again.

  “Look at me. Have you?”

  Reluctantly, my eyes met hers. “No.”

  Drawing herself up, she wiped her eyes and put both hands over her heart. “I love you, Sebastian, so much it kills me to see you hurting. I want to make everything better for you, and it breaks my heart that I can’t. And I want a life with you, but I can’t be the only one trying to make it happen.”

  “This is life with me, don’t you get it?” I snapped, hiding behind anger and shame. “This is who I am.”

  “Bullshit. This isn’t who you are, and you know it.” She pointed a finger at me. “You’re not an asshole, and you’re not a freak, and you’re not a monster.” She took a step closer and the fresh tears in her eyes had my chest in a vise. “You’re a beautiful, complicated man, Sebastian Pryce. And I adore you. But if you want to suffer here alone with your tortured soul because you think for some fucked up reason you deserve it, fine. Choose suffering over me. But I can’t watch.”

  She turned and walked out the door, and I watched through the front window as she grabbed her purse from the truck and jumped into her car, not even trying to shield herself from the downpour. Instead of driving off in a huff, she sat sobbing in the driver’s seat for a few minutes, which was even worse, and my hands gripped the cement countertop so hard I thought I might crack it.

  Eventually she left, and I was so mad at myself I nearly put a fist through the kitchen window.

  Voices warred inside me.

  Go get her back, you asshole.

  Let her go. She’s better off without you.

  You love her. You’ll be miserable without her.

  So what? It’s better than making her miserable.

  Women like her don’t have to give second chances, you know. Get yourself the fuck together and go after her.

  I felt like tearing my hair out. I wanted to punish my body, punish my brain for what it was making me think and feel. Even though I’d already been to the gym this morning, I went back and put myself through another grueling workout. Then I came back to the cabin, where everything reminded me of Skylar. The porch. The couch. The shower. The kitchen. The bedroom.

  I made a sandwich but couldn’t even eat it because I saw the honey sticks next to the peanut butter in the pantry. How long would it be before she gave those honey-kisses to some other guy? I stood staring out the sliding glass door onto the rain-soaked patio, recalling the night last spring when I’d bought the chairs and the next day when she’d watched me put them together. The hammock was down now, but I could still see her lying there, still feel the way her body felt on mine when we’d lain in it together last summer. I looked at the dock, where she’d first told me she loved me. Fuck, why couldn’t I just be norma
l? Any other guy would have just bought the ring and proposed by now. A woman like her was one in a million.

  My cell phone buzzed, and I pulled it from my pocket. It was Skylar’s number.

  I didn’t even hesitate before pressing Accept. Even if she just wanted to yell at me, at least I’d hear her voice.

  “Skylar?”

  “No. This is Natalie. Sebastian?”

  My heart stopped. “Yes. Is Skylar OK?”

  “She’s fine. But she had an accident.”

  “Oh my God.” The room spun, and for a second I thought I might get sick. I caused it. I caused it. This time it’s real. “A car accident?”

  “No. She slipped and fell on some wet cement stairs outside a restaurant. She broke her wrist and hit her head pretty good, but she’s fine now.”

  “Jesus.” I grabbed a handful of my hair and tugged on it. So it wasn’t a car accident, but it was still your fault. She went to the restaurant alone and you should have been with her. “Where is she?”

  “She’s at Munson. But she doesn’t want to see you.”

  “What? Why?” You know why, you stupid fuck.

  “I don’t know. She didn’t elaborate, and she’s exhausted and loopy from the pain meds, but when I asked if I should call you, she said no, she didn’t want to see you and that if I called you she was never speaking to me again.”

  “Fuck that. I’m coming.” I looked around for my keys.

  “No! Please don’t.” Her tone was desperate. “Look, I called you because I knew you’d want to know, and I’m guessing she’ll eventually speak to me again after I tell her I did, but really—she’s got a bad enough headache right now. Whatever’s going on with you guys will have to get sorted out another time.”

  My throat was squeezed so tight I didn’t know if I could even talk anymore. “OK. Thanks.”

  We hung up, and I considered my next move for less than two seconds.

  Skylar was hurt. I needed to be near her.

  Despite the rain, I drove fast, praying hard that Natalie had been truthful with me and that Skylar’s injuries weren’t worse than she claimed.